Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
Battered women?
In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think…...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...