Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...