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bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Miles Dobson was away from home on business…
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
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Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
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Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...