12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...