Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...