Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Corporations… OY!
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...