Some possible computer bumper stickers
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The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Real idiots of society!
Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:Police in...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...