Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...