ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
Earn it hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Insurance Claim
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St....