Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...