Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...