One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...