How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!