Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Christmas Punnies!
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Bad luck finding a place to hide
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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...