Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...