The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
The medical student was asked four reasons…
The medical student was asked four reasons why mother’smilk was better for babies than...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...