yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...