Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...