Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...