Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...