Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
New weapon Chicken Gun
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...