I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...