Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Don\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’t jump!
Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game…
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.