Trick or Treat!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...