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Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Psychological Christmas Songs
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Elephant jokes 10
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Thin People Don’t
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Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...