M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Demerit Point System Used by Women.
DEMERIT POINT SYSTEM USED BY WOMEN(The code is finally broken – the demerit system...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...