Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...