Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...