Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...