Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of...
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a...