Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...