Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Same Aid
One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...