A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
OJ\’s URL
OJ Simpson’s website address:www dot ‘o’ dot ‘j’ dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.