Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...