Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
A delicacy
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing....
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...