Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...