I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...