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Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
Question and answer jokes
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Two angry neighbors
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Musical jokes
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Star Wars Update Changes
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The
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The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!