Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...