A Miracle
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...