A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...