17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...