HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...