Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...