I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...