grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...