He’s a drunk driver
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The story of a very short man
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Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Why English is tough
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Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Actual Court Sayings!
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Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Will Rogers On Men
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Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...