Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
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What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...