Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...