Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...