Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...